my thoughts are like a puff of smoke in the Dust Bowl, I want to suggest that
divorce parties are beyond stupid. They reveal shallowness, narcissism, and
spiritual darkness.
Celebrating divorce,
or “uncoupling,” is the latest trend in parties. Divorce parties are also big business for
party planners and novelty companies, even outdoing pet birthday parties. Yeah, it’s just that big.
Marriage is a Sacrament
are sometimes reasons one spouse must get away from the other, such as serious
safety concerns. But even then, for Catholics, marriage is sacramental and
forever. Annulments are given when it is determined the marriage was never
sacramental to begin with. So even when divorce
is advisable, a marriage is a marriage is a marriage “until death do we
part.”
Luther led the Protestant Reformation, the 7 Sacraments dwindled to the 2
Sacraments in non-Catholic Christian circles.
This is unfortunate because sacraments bestow graces and thus the
marriage sacrament brings down God’s graces on a couple. And those turn out to come in very handy when wedded bliss wanes. For more information on Catholic sacramental
marriages versus Protestant non-sacramental marriages, here is an excellent
article on Marriage as Sacrament.
Sacrament
or not, our confused modern times are incorrectly seeing divorce as a reason to
party. This is a bad idea. For one, they are expensive. I came across one article where an event
planner claimed a woman paid $25,000 for
her “freedom fest.” The party paraphernalia for divorced divas and
newly un-chained bachelors is also stupid and also expensive.
crowd sees divorce as moving forward into things like co-parenting and
co-business management. I found articles
quoting parents of young children explaining that the party was especially
important because kids were involved and it offered closure. Sure. So the kids party, wake up the next
morning and announce: “I’m good now.” Rather than mourning the death of a
relationship, these divorcees think it’s better to party like it’s 1999, or
2015, or the Fall of Rome.
spouse. The party is their way of spitting in the face of the cheater and
saying, “Who the hell needs you anyways!” One woman having such a revenge party, burned
her wedding dress on top of the grill. Foam targets with the cheater’s picture
are often used for target practice at parties.
have reported adapting some of the same items in addition to offering a
line of sadistic items. I inadvertently won one a few years ago. I entered a contest for a kitchen remodeling
and won a consolation prize. It was a set of knives for a divorced woman, called
“The Ex.” The knife holder was the
plastic shape of a man with slits for the knives.
The popular divorce party themes are
“spite” for women and “freedom” for men.
This is a very different theme from what I’ve seen among divorced
Catholic friends and acquaintances in my world.
Among the eight or so that I know personally, the theme for the end of
their marriages was God, prayer, and healing.
They understood that marriage was
a sacrament meant to last a lifetime.
The end was painful and not their choice. Some spent many hours in front of the Blessed
Sacrament and went to daily Mass, brining their pain to God. They not only prayed for healing but also for
the spouse that hurt them because they know forgiveness, albeit not easy, is
the goal.
In the case of one divorce, there was a large family involved and many
years of hardship and mistrust. The wife
felt she had to divorce her husband to protect herself in a number of ways. The
husband ended up in prison for illegal business dealings. The wife struggled with forgiveness but she
worked at it and prayed for her ex-husband.
After the husband was released from prison around seven years ago, he
moved to another state. He converted and
repented, and began to live a humble life that revolves around the Church. Two years ago, they reunited. They are very
happy together now—like newlyweds–and God is at the center of their
relationship.
Grace for Married Couples with Jeff Cavins and Matthew Pinto, all the couples
were headed for divorce, some had already separated and one actually did divorce. The “I don’t need you” attitude pervaded for these couples. But when prayer took hold, and God was
welcomed in, it changed everything. Seemingly hopeless relationships were born
again with a love deeper and stronger than in the beginning.
recoverable. But regardless of how things end, a prayerful recovery looks very
different from a divorce party and leads to a very different place.
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